Kick-off, bike parts spread across the living room floor. You get the picture. Right off, the manufacturer’s directions only intimidate me further. “Certain models may have different configuration. See page 29.” Not a good sign. But you and I have what our parents and their parents never had. The internet. God bless you, internet. A quick Googling, a video tutorial (God Bless you, Toys R Us), and with newfound confidence, the bike was assembled by the third quarter.